Kian, you're really going to have to thrust it into her. Kara, I hope you can take it.

All hail Heidi, queen of the freudian slips, and of veiled attempts to put Kara and Kian in comprimising positions for her own sick pleasure. There should never be sexual tension between Bagheera and Mowgli!!

Plus, when you say something like the above title (when referring to a gun, not a phallus!), do not blame your students' shocked expressions on their own sick minds!

Today is about art. Namely, art created in Teddy's AP English class.

Here we see a fine specimen of artwork, entitled "Brooke." He is a skeleton pirate. His soul was damned and sent down to Davy Jones' locker for so long, that when he returned to his body it was nothing but a skeleton. He is also quite dapper, as you can see.

I do not know if this large bug's name is Gregor or Ted, but it is standing at Teddy's podium, and saying, "Maybe Gregor changed due to his dislike for fleshy weakness." So I'm guessing the large bug is really Ted.