Not a lot of people know this, but I have a son named Eugene. He's still in the egg stage right now. I'm a bird. Oh, and my name is Mayzie La Bird. Eugene is a bastard; his father, Tweet McFirth left me for San Juan, slam-bam-thank-you-ma'am style.
This is Eugene's tattoo. I told him not to get it. It's only gonna stretch once he hatches.
Eugene has some eccentric tastes.
...and some not-so-healthy habits...
He went to nursing school for a while, but it is tough to sucher an open wound without any arms, so he dropped out...
...to try his hand at sleigh-pulling. I told him he'll get better once he gets used to his wings.
Here's a photo of him chilling on his free time. Listening to Iron & Wine. 
He really enjoys hunting a lot.
Here he is during his "cinematography" phase.
He was a great lifeguard at his school's pool.
Awww. Me and my son.
Auntie Jamie, before all the plastic surgery.
Eugene is currently staying with Kian, who is taking great care of him. I'll see him as soon as I get back from vacation... but there are too many attractive men here in Palm Beach!
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