You can call me Angel Sauce!

Kara's Printing Shop is now open for business! I pounded out 28 printed t-shirts in a little less than an hour, by hand! (including unwrapping and folding all of them, and setting up the press!)

The Karger Cousins will love them. I know it!

Story of the day:

Well, last year Paige completely demolished any decent relationship she had with the lunch ladies at our humble food court by writing a nasty article in the school paper about how terrible the lunch system has become and - even worse - how terrible the food has become. She was nearly banned from purchasing food. She loved the fact that someone cared enough to hate her.

Today I was purchasing a "lunch booster" (I had already had lunch during jazz band - a delicious can of tomato soup, i might add - because I knew I was going to be working on my screen printing during my lunch period.) when I overheard the cashier ladies gossipping about students. This is what I heard:

"That girl - oh did you see her today, with the pleated plaid dress and the ::THIGH HIGH LEATHER BOOTS?:: I know she is trying to make a statement or whatever it is she wants, but I'll tell you this - most of those outfits of hers belong out on Liberty Avenue in 1970!"

Paige was overjoyed.

I was bored whilst my mother colored my hair; I thought I'd try my hand at making a decent phone-picture collection.

I don't even think she noticed I was doing it.

This reminds me of that time my stage mother was tying me into a corset, using her foot in the small of my back for leverage, bellowing, "BEAUTY IS PAIN, GIRLS!"

...true story though. My mom doesn't realize how much she pulls my hair.

Are your follicles connected in some way to your sinuses? I hate that feeling when someone pulls your hair and suddenly you have to sneeze...

Ok haha she noticed this one ;)

This is the only picture I have from today; my camera is still dead. Connor squeezed his feet into my high heels while we were singing "Alma Llano" or whatever it's called. It's something like that. We also noticed that the name of the arranger of the piece was "Angel Sauce" so that became his tranny name.

Oh how I love all the gay people!