My last first home game...

Pic unrelated.

Pic also unrelated.

Student fan section. Beautiful, non?

It was a red-out. I then promptly found actual friends and left.

This is my husband, Ben, and his friend Sammi. Ben and I have nine children.

Distracted? Meet Ryan, my Bosom Buddy.

Kukky!

mmmmyesss

Ashley, aka shipoofi.

He's never looking...

Never!

This is what happens when I decide not to get artsy with my pix.

We crushed the other team.

We also won Band of the Week.

Ryan, singing. Hes always singing.

Fierce? Fierce.

I liked this picture before I saw my weird eye-thing again. Damn my eyes!

Huge tackle/dogpile.

Fraternizing with the band president!

Later... in the blue, silver, chromium diner...

...Drinking cinnamon coffee, and decaffienated tea....

FORRREVERRRR!

Pancake puppies + chicken finger + ranch dressing.... hehehe. See? I am still a kid.

It was awful living in that hell full of angels.

...and they never found out whether it was because he was an angel or because he was an old man that in the end ate nothing but eggplant mush.

I made this.

LOST

A Rare Sicilian WIN-o-taur

Answers to "Shere Khan"

Careful! Contains dangerous and magical properties; will alter your state of being if confronted.

Reward: You get to ride it.

Uncle Connor, why do you hold hands with boys?

Simple outfitage this monday.

Waiting for Paige to get her ass in the car.

Psychological collages.

Mr. Rodrigues, the inventor of the "Official Chalk Award," distributor of "Prime footage," and lender of very comfortable sweaters.

Freshman learn about shading.

Drawing this ring is so difficult. I feel so inadequate.

On my way to English. After taking this picture, I promptly turned around and walked the other way.

Using a discussion board to answer questions about James Joyce's "Araby"

My daily luggage.

In order to study the affirmative case of Animal Testing for an upcoming debate...

I am running a small chocolate business from my locker. These are my wares.

An after-band jam.

"Say something memorable? Well I wanted to buy chocolate from you but I spent all my money."

I gave him a hug.

Walking through middle school. I was going to delete this picture but I liked the way this girl is standing.

Eh? Eehhhhh?

My chocolate business apparently has turned into a soap business

Chocolate Soap - $1.

Warning - do not eat. For external use only

Now with cripsed rice scrubbers!

This is a drawing I made for the middle school art teacher. It is currently magnet-ed to his whiteboard, unbeknownst to him. It says "Cassanova, Baby!" and the little fish is saying "Oh my, my Virginia!" (not vagina.)